Most Valuable Air

Most Valuable Air in the World

Most Valuable Air

The secret entrance to a vault where the most valuable air in the world is stored.

You need to be good to air. It’s what you inhale to continue to live. The Society of Air Management (SAM) reports that every day air is routinely abused. Affectionately called Ayer sometimes, air is an important resource.

Some tips to be nice to Ayer

Never burn it. When you use a heater you are burning the air. You wouldn’t want someone to ram a flaming hot branding iron up your areas would you? Abstain from turning up the thermostat!

Don’t freeze it. Air can freeze very easily. Do not run those air conditioners or freezers. It’s not fun being cold, so remember, be responsible and respectful.

Finally, Ayer cannot use band aids. Don’t use a fan because it slices it up. Yup, cuts it to shreds! Also, remember; if you can’t be goofy and have fun enjoying life, you’re either flumped or might as well be.

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About Glenn Davis Doctor G

Glenn Davis Doctor G - Born as: Glenn Scott Davis - Royal Welsh Family. International Artist - Warner Bros. Inventor, author, filmmaker and developer. Guinness, Gold and Platinum Record Awards. Member of Mensa.
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