Memory Lane

What Have I Done Now ? or Oh NO! Not THAT!!!

Back in the days of yore, after eating at York’s

York Steak House

York Steak House

which was not too far from Cheryl Lynn WhoreAslut’s house, I was gifted a purchase made at Woolworth’s

Five and Dime

Woolworth’s Five and Dime

at the (Static) Natick Mall.

Natick Massachusetts

(Static) Natick Mall (Fine Goods for Massholes)

It wasn’t any ordinary toy like Eddie’s Wolfie Doll,

Eddie Munster

Eddie and Wolfie

or a life-like psychopathic sociopath doll that some whore-in-training might play with.

Whore Doll

Generic Whore Doll Hoe Toy

This was the Holy Grail of all $1.98 Action Man Figures. I named him Gog (because “God” was politically incorrect and I think I’m an Atheist) due to his removable Goggles (not to be confused with Google) and on lazy days, I called him “G” for short.

Goggles

Gog (Gogs, Googs, Goggles, Google, Googles, Googly Eyes, Google Head, Google Brain, G) preparing to become fully birthed from his blister pack for a lifetime of adventures.

When not sleeping in his secret laboratory near Koblenz, Gog could be found on beaches (often with sand up his butt-crack) and at the Captain’s Table on many cruise ships. On weekends, Gog spent time studying for his covert operations as a soldier that could kill only by his bare hands and swim morning laps in the venetian pool. During Spring Break, Gog still vacations in the 13th Floor Al Capone Suite not too far from Miami Beach.

 

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About Glenn Davis Doctor G

Glenn Davis Doctor G - Born as: Glenn Scott Davis - Royal Welsh Family. International Artist - Warner Bros. Inventor, author, filmmaker and developer. Guinness, Gold and Platinum Record Awards. Member of Mensa.
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