Because We Did
My Wife suggested downloading every song (every song by everyone who has published music as of 11/11/18) on iTunes and listening back to all of them at a certain speed as a single song. The playback event was achieved in a time measurement of exactly 24 seconds. Who cares? Apparently we do since we published this fact and as of 11 November 2018, every song available on iTunes should reflect at least one download.